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@omgthatspunny: I hated facial hair at first, but then it grew on me!
@Roweboat13G: *boss stops meeting*
Mike, is there something you'ld like to share with the whole group?
Me: Nooooo, that's why I whispered it to Alan.
@DumbPeoplePosts: You sure?
@NervousJr: Dude, I can't tweet AND know when the light turns green.
I'm pretty, not magical.
@JasonLastname: They say 9 or 10 is a good age to tell your kid they were adopted, but only IF they were adopted.
@Kauaibride: Doctor told me I need glasses. So I'm having several tonite.