@omgthatspunny: I hated facial hair at first, but then it grew on me!
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@faisaladam_: I just saw a poster that said "have you seen this man?" With a number to call... So I called the number and told them "No."
@zacharyflynn: You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no.
@SpacemanQuisp: Trouble brewing at Symphony Hall. It's the bottom of Beethoven's 9th, and the bassists are loaded.
@WorkingMom86: *at hostage negotiation class Prof: Let's go around and say why we're here Man: I joined the NYPD Woman: I'm in the FBI Me: I have a toddler