@AnniemuMary: I have 11 pictures of myself from high school. My daughter has 11 pictures of herself from this morning.
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@sannewman: Writing tip: Give your characters different names. If all your characters are named "Nathan", readers will become confused.
@mattZillaaaa: I like to flush the toilet a few times when I'm on the phone with someone who calls me so they know not to do that again
@rockymomax: [i bite into an apple and a swarm of bees comes flying out] "this gives me an idea for a restaurant"
@Home_Halfway: I once went to a party with 10% battery life on my phone so you can shut the hell up about your "scary" battle at Normandy, grandpa.