@roadkill3x: I have a black belt in leather
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@AbbeYaar: Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other.
@YesThatAmy: This chick at Walgreens is totally hitting on me. What's your name? What's your address? Do you have any questions for the pharmacist?
@korryduke: Hey people with one syllable names...... Good job ruining the Happy Birthday song. Jerks
@GashleyMadison: I love playing catch with my dogs when I'm drunk, because I don't have dogs when I'm sober.