@roadkill3x: I have a black belt in leather
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@michaelianblack: The only thing that would prevent my wife from going to Pilates class would be if they invented a more expensive form of exercise.
@dreamthievin: A small part of me is filled with self-loathing for how much pizza I can eat in one sitting. The rest of me is filled with pizza.
@sploosk: my landlord is angry because I put an entire suit of armor down the laundry chute again