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@roadkill3x: I have a black belt in leather
@plumbur: Banning us to the couch is not as bad as you believe it is ladies. It makes us feel manly. Like we're camping. With an angry bear close by.
@whatevererikka: Stop undressing me with your eyes!!
Use your teeth.
@TheBoydP: Wife: What do you think our song is?
Me: I'd have to say "Happy Birthday". It's the song we've sung together the most.
@dave_cactus: ME: *seductively removes her G-string*
HER: Could you please just hurry up and finish restringing my guitar?