@jokesforsmokes: "I have a bloody nose" - a British person emphasizing the fact that he has a nose.
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@squirrel74wkgn: Crap, I hate good-bye kisses. I think that I may have used too much tongue with my mother-in-law.
@SumReecesPieces: "I need to talk to you." Has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you've ever done. Ever.
@joejwest: WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?
@esuwalker: I feel more comfortable in your arms than anywhere else ❤ ~Conversations I have with my couch