@Hypercraxy: I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm sexy." Then I just wait at green lights until I feel better about myself.
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@WhiskeySoured: Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. - watching the Olympics with my wife
@PinkCamoTO: I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song.
@angeliav68: Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw at you a little bit then give up and go look for food..