@LOUD_Thoughts_: I have a condition that I eat when I can't sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nomnia.
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@onelongbender: Fun Fact: When the bartender asks if you want two or three fingers, he isn't always talking about the liquor.
@curlycomedy: Lifehack: dress your young children in the colors of the food you are serving them to avoid outfit changes.
@GrantTanaka: that feeling when you hold her face in your hands & gaze into her eyes like she's the universe, then u think "wait a minute, who's driving"
@AimeeHelene1: I just said "bye - bye" when I ended a phone call, and now I'm debating on if I should have my milk & cookies before or after recess.