@garrettbarry70: I have a CW who can't input data into a spreadsheet without whispering each number so don't tell me about your day.
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@HairyJew4Life: My girlfriend and I were making out on the sofa. Her: Ok let's take this upstairs. Me: Alright. You lift one end and I'll get the other
@treydayway: Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.
@donni: He was a man of peace...until they burned down his village. Now, the quest for vengeance has turned him into...A Man Of Burning Things Down