@garrettbarry70: I have a CW who can't input data into a spreadsheet without whispering each number so don't tell me about your day.
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@cornlog: So rude of Ashton Kutcher to file divorce papers right before Demi Moore's 150th birthday.
@badteacher4u: Strangely enough, yelling "I have a masters degree!" at this electric wine opener is not helping me figure out how to make it work. Weird.
@MenHumor: Nothing says I have faith in god like the six inches of bullet proof glass on the popes car.