@garrettbarry70: I have a CW who can't input data into a spreadsheet without whispering each number so don't tell me about your day.
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@joejwest: I'm going to freeze some of my sperm so that if something goes wrong later in life, I can kill my nemesis with a disgusting icicle.
@iamburtjarvis: me: wanna hang out? southern girl: well, dip me in honey butter, roll me around in mississippi sand and saddle a junebug to savannah me:
@LuvPug: I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe.
@Tmoney68: Her: I'm really into eating clean. Me: (trying to impress her) I also use many napkins.