@TheCiscoKidder: I have a dog to make sure that the noises in the middle of the night are nothing serious and I have a cat to make those noises.
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@BakedBrotatoes: -Does it have apples in it? -No. -What about pine? -No pine either. -Perfect, we'll call it a pineapple.
@MODAT: Mom is flying into JFK during Friday rush hour. An 'anonymous tip' should allow me to pick her up at the TSA and avoid the terminals.
@trojansauce: *drinks milkshake* *runs to yard* *sifts through all the boys* *sighs* *puts up more posters for missing son*
@reczit: Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day.