@sixfootcandy: I have a horrible memory, unless we're discussing something you did wrong.
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@Masquerage: I forgot my phone so I asked this guy what time it was. He said "time to get a watch" & laughed. So I kicked him in the balls. It was 6:30.
@sarahdelri0: What I say to my son: "Get dressed." His interpretation: "Stand around naked watching television with one sock on."
@muffins_english: [me as a surgeon] I find music really helps me with this job *presses play* “THE HIP BONE’S CONNECTED TO THE THIGH BONE”