@thenatewolf: I have a hot house to protect me from the cold outside. Inside my hot house I have a smaller cold house to protect my food from the heat of my hot house.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@shadonium: Her: Show me your pics Me: Ok *blackberry restarts* *waiting* *gets married* *have kids* Son: Dad, your phone finished restarting *dies*
@DothTheDoth: I love how insurance companies offer "accident forgiveness" like they're some sort of ancient deity pardoning your existence.
@sixfootcandy: Him: "I've seen people cry at weddings, but not the rehearsal dinner." Me: "I usually don't cry...but these potatoes are just so awesome!"