@omgthatspunny: I have a job crushing pop cans. It's soda pressing.
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@FBSisnothere: Why does everyone mention that in space no-one can hear you scream instead of mentioning something positive like how no-one can hear u yodel
@moose_chocolate: Before you move to Canada after Trump gets elected, just know that it's May 13th and it's currently snowing here.
@amandalsabrook: College is cool because you get to pick what time your classes are and then still not go