@omgthatspunny: I have a job crushing pop cans. It's soda pressing.
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@rockymomax: EGYPTIAN KING: we shall build religious monuments. they will baffle future science. SUBJECT: what shall we worship? EGYPTIAN KING: cats
@GoodNaps: Welcome to Ulterior Motors where our goal is to sell you a car and definitely not anything else
@vonTraphaus: Captain Planet (1991) - a gang of illegal immigrant Eco-terrorists summon a demon to terrorise job creators
@TheTweetOfGod: On one hand, eating meat is bad for your body, bad for animals and bad for the earth. On the other hand, bacon.