@omgthatspunny: I have a job crushing pop cans. It's soda pressing.
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@PressOneForNo: I really hope my 2 year old daughter is this difficult to get into bed when she's 18
@scott2ten: Co-worker: Face up or face down? Me: Um. What? Cw: The fax machine? Documents face up or down? Me: I'm not mature enough to answer that.
@usermcuserface: My throat hurts, so I better keep swallowing 50 times a minute to make sure it still hurts.
@jonnysun: be careful tonight honey, guys ur age only want one thing.... sports. so b careful not to look too much like sports out there