@OhNoSheTwitnt: I have a lot of disdain for anyone in the top 1% who hasn't become Batman.
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@Iwriteforcats: I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it.
@ScubavelliDeux: *whispers seductively in your ear* "...look at that last slice of pizza and you're dead to me..."
@DaHess1: Referring to another employee as a "gingeraffe"will land you in sensitivity training...no matter how tall and redheaded they are.
@MelShutUp: Wow thank you so much for whistling at me, guy in Walmart. I've never felt more beautiful.