@geekmaude: I have a new alter ego named Princess of Optimism. You may call me Poo.
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@RealSamHarwood: I shouted "the blue Subaru with an Obama sticker left its lights on!" at Mt. Bachelor and had the *entire* hill to myself for an hour
@sarcasm_inc: [airport security pulls Robocop aside] -Got ID? I AM A POLICE OFFIC- -Murphy eh. Looks nothin like u. THAT WAS BEFORE I GOT SH- -Save it pal
@AimeeHelene1: I love when I make people laugh so hard they spit out their water... Or food... Or baby...
@007Rex_Inc: I dont get laid nearly enough for someone who can name five different types of pokemon.