@H0TMessBarbie: I have a nice body. It's out in the trunk.
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@longwall26: Detective Baby: We got you dead to rights, dirtbag. *suspect puts face in hands* Detective Baby: HE'S ESCAPED
@Arrogant_Twat: Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
@TwatWaffler69: If my "check engine" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it.