@H0TMessBarbie: I have a nice body. It's out in the trunk.
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@mattZillaaaa: [1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes you out the passenger side door and drives away
@NamestartswithZ: My neighbor Ron is mad at me just because my book 'The Many Lawn Care Mistakes of My Neighbor Ron' is a hit with both critics and readers.
@Classy_Cassy89: 45 min phone call w/8yo nephew: Aunt Cassy, there are 206 bones in the human body!Want me to name them?1.Cranium 2.Mandible 3.Scapula...
@LeonEarlgrey: Necessity is the mother of invention, and the wife of bill. Bill is the only one in the family with a normal name.