@H0TMessBarbie: I have a nice body. It's out in the trunk.
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@MelvinofYork: At this stage of my life, "Good in Bed" means not snoring or stealing the covers.
@NicestHippo: DETECTIVE: There are signs of a struggle here [earlier that morning] ME: *trying to get up for work*
@RandiLawson: Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones