@H0TMessBarbie: I have a nice body. It's out in the trunk.
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@shopkins776: *Lying in hospital Doctor)Your back is broken in 6 places. You may never walk again Me)At least I got all the groceries in one trip
@HollyHeals: Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine.
@AddledPixie: I just want to be important enough that someone unexpectedly puts a cup of coffee in my hand, which I gratefully accept with only a nod.