@_steamy_mac: I have a really bad stomach ache, I hope it’s an alien.
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@RickyCoronaa: Earlier today I went to a girl's highschool soccer game and there was a rough play where two players went to the ground. I guess one of them pulled the other's hair so she gets up and says "I liked it better when your bf pulled my hair" not even the ref knew what to do. I fainted
@vancitybarbie: Life is like having a brazilian wax. The more times you have the carpet ripped out from under you, the less painful it gets.
@bobvulfov: KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday K: pls dont MM: *winking* ok