@ajax06: I have a special place in my heart. For blood and vessels and stuff.
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@sucittaM: I found $80 in my jeans. The kid in me says "Buy Nerf guns and candy", but the adult in me says "Buy vodka, Nerf guns and candy".
@LackOfShame: Her: Well, I know I told you that. Me: *closes eyes* Her: What are you doing? Me: Checking for it in my spam folder.
@novicefather: My 3yo just told me that he loves to make babies and I don't know what it means but I'm terrified.