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@rickolantern: I have a tattoo of a gigantic bruise on my left ankle in case anyone ever asks me to go hiking.

Or help them move.

I have a tattoo of a gigantic bruise on my left ankle in case anyone ever asks me to go hiking. 

Or help them move.

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