@lecalabara: Home Alone 6: Homeland Security - Everyone in Washington D.C. has gone on vacation and left Kevin in charge!

@Crunk_Jews: This midlife crisis has a lot less bank heists and high speed car chases than I had imagined.

@Darlainky: "Sorry about this, but I ran out of allergy medicine and it's spring," I say to the frightened pharmacy clerk through my hazmat suit.

@brendohare: By the end of their life, everyone will have appeared in at least two Fast & Furious movies

@TheMichaelRock: The movie Noah would be more entertaining if it was combined with Sharknado.