@blood_orphan: I have a tenuous grasp on the English language. Shakespeare? That dude's grasp on the English language was, like... twelveuous.
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@novicefather: Don't be that crazy person who collects cats. Collect something else instead like toenails.
@Fred_Delicious: I have 2020 vision. My eyesight is terrible but I can see precisely 3 years into the future
@DirtMcTurd: I'm proud of anyone who has quit doing drugs and alcohol, I don't want to hang out with you now but I'm still proud...