@blood_orphan: I have a tenuous grasp on the English language. Shakespeare? That dude's grasp on the English language was, like... twelveuous.
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@lecalabara: Home Alone 6: Homeland Security - Everyone in Washington D.C. has gone on vacation and left Kevin in charge!
@Crunk_Jews: This midlife crisis has a lot less bank heists and high speed car chases than I had imagined.
@Darlainky: "Sorry about this, but I ran out of allergy medicine and it's spring," I say to the frightened pharmacy clerk through my hazmat suit.
@brendohare: By the end of their life, everyone will have appeared in at least two Fast & Furious movies