@lecalabara: I have a very dry sense of humor. So I drink moisturizer.
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@Broo_Swain: idaho is my favorite state that sounds like a woman who's comfortable with her own sexual indiscretions
@krakkenlackin: Critics are raving about Mud. "It's like dirt but wet" says one. "Oh god it's in my eyes" says another
@Elizasoul80: I hope to be a cat in my next life so that I can make someone's life more fulfilling without actually having to do anything for them.
@LaceyNycole: *brings donuts to work* Co-worker: I have a gluten allergy, so I have to watch what I eat. Me: Cool, then you can WATCH me eat this donut.