@lecalabara: I have a very dry sense of humor. So I drink moisturizer.
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@Squeeb_Slayer: Whenever I see a bored boyfriend following his girlfriend around while she picks out clothes to try on I whisper "I'd never do that to you"
@KKAlThani: *throws a grenade at Bruno Mars' girlfriend* *Bruno Mars appears out of nowhere and catches it* *it explodes and both of them die*
@AnchorsAviators: Dads on here: my kid is such an amazing person. I love them. Moms on here: let me tell you what this little shit stain did today.