@kellyoxford: I have a Victoria's Secret model's body!! (in my basement)
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@samalmightysam: Maybe Hitler became evil because he was mad that after so many years of lifting his hand nobody high fived him.
@maebemarbles: *holds flashlight under chin* "...and then the typo appears, AFTER you hit send!!" *everyone screams in horror*
@marcmack: I live in fear that one day the real "World's Greatest Dad" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug.