@kellyoxford: I have a Victoria's Secret model's body!! (in my basement)
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@Jayneymoo: I don't really care who came first, the chicken or the egg. I'm just glad somebody decided both could be broken and fried.
@TheSharona06: Me: My tarot cards say that you're going to be in pain soon. Him: Ha! My Magic 8 Ball said No. *hurls Magic 8 Ball at him* Him: Ouch!
@TheSadnesses: if I am elected governor I will eat your pillow while you sleep and unlike my opponent I will also do it if I am not elected
@MrSpoonicorn: hey boy ;) is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see m- oh, it is a gu- yes i will open the cash register