@kellyoxford: I have a Victoria's Secret model's body!! (in my basement)
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@Adar79Angie: Since Walking Dead isn't on I've hid pot from my stoner friends. As they amble around looking for it I'm shooting them with paint ball guns.
@truegritrumble: GUY: Hey, hold the elevator! ME: *laughs to myself as I don’t hold the elevator* It’s the little things that make life worth living. *12 hours later* GUY: *who is apparently building maintenance* I was trying to warn you it was broken.
@egg_dog: don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather