@Contwixt: I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.
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@dril: if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
@BoomBoomBetty: [a more realistic remake of Paranormal Activity 3] Boyfriend: ok so I want to capture this ghost stuff and put a camera in your daughters’ bedro— Real mother: get out. [credits roll]
@BrucioMcCulloch: I DO love to rush breathlessly into Starbucks and scream "Is anyone in here writing a screen play? We need one! This is an emergency!"