@slimmy_shady: I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other.
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@llvvzz: What woman say right before they kill you: Wow. Fine. Whatever. No problem. I'm not mad. Nothing's wrong. Sure, stay friends with your ex.
@hipstermermaid: I can’t believe it’s already been 10 zoips since I invented my own system for measuring time.
@TheTweetOfGod: I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.