@slimmy_shady: I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other.
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@jakob_huber: "What's your name?" "I am Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, Khaleesi to Drogo's riders-" *Starbucks barista quits on the spot*
@AntozWolf: I ask myself, "How did I get here?," I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
@KenJennings: Guy at the park who just put out his cigar and started doing tai chi is my new fitness guru.
@WilliamAder: To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when the doctor says, "Guess how many fingers."