@UnFitz: I have an irrational fear that I'm accidentally making up words. I don't want to be misunderstandable.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Spice up your otherwise trite wedding by making the groomsmen act as pallbearers and carry the groom to the altar in a casket
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: I played this as a kid. It's from back when video games made sense 6-year-old: Why did you jump on a turtle? Me: Because I'm a plumber
@vexroid: I was voted "most friendly" at my high school in 10th grade. It was at this point in my life that I knew serious changes were in order.
@envydatropic: Be nice to Canadians, American tweeters. We're going to need somewhere to go after this next election