@UnFitz: I have an irrational fear that I'm accidentally making up words. I don't want to be misunderstandable.
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@gerryhallcomedy: Sadly learned my family is racist. I started dating a black girl. Brought her home to meet the family. Wife and kids wouldn't talk to her.
@KenJennings: just said "Deep Homo" by accident instead of "Home Depot" & am tryingnto laugh it off oops they're watching me tweet now gotta go
@simoncholland: The best thing to do with Christmas lights that don't work is put them back in the attic so they can frustrate you again next year.
@LaurelleMartin: My boys are gamers and I'm single It's like a race to see who can use the most batteries