@UnFitz: I have an irrational fear that I'm accidentally making up words. I don't want to be misunderstandable.
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@Jandalize: Outside, contemplating life, love, and happiness and if I should tell the neighbor that his kid has been stuck in a tree for three hours.
@drunkNnaughty: If you have to ask if it's too early to drink...you're an amateur & we can't be friends
@SSDated: This guy in the elevator asked for my number so I wrote it on his arm. Apparently he meant which floor, so that was awkward.