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@ibid78: I have batlike reflexes.
-You mean catlike reflexes?
*screeches real loud right in your face to locate food and avoid obstacles*

I have batlike reflexes.
-You mean catlike reflexes?
*screeches real loud right in your face to locate food and avoid obstacles*

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