@nyquills: I have Buzzfeed blocked for 20 reasons: number 18 will shock you
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@haleysfalling: so people are okay with batman wearing a cape but when i do it i "need to put my hospital gown on the right way"
@InternetHippo: [making money] Ugh this is boring and awful. But at least spending it will be nice! [spending money] Ah no this feels bad also
@Adar79Angie: If I had to list one thing I'm truly outstanding at I think it would be ripping open resealable bags so they are no longer sealable.
@NotPeterStark: Me: "Hi, do nurses still give sponge baths?" Nurse: "Sir, you're just here for a blood pressure reading..." *pulls pants back up*