@Reverend_Scott: Earth: "You're causing tidal waves!"
Moon: "So?"
Earth: "I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation!"
Moon: "Very funny."
@Deirdreocx: [Cops have a warrant for my arrest]
Cops: you're coming with us!
*Plays the Benny Hill theme on my phone & runs away*
Foot chase ensues.
@CrapLocalNews: Breaking news:
@TeamPHumor: Samantha from Facebook wants everyone to know she & her family are going on a cruise next week just in case you want to break into her house
@Underchilde: Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
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