@Home_Halfway: I have come up with the most awkward event of all time: the Father-Son wedding dance.
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@texasstalkermom: That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide.
@robfee: House Hunters: We need plenty of space for entertaining, 62 bedrooms, a fully staffed Cheesecake Factory & a heliport. Our budget is $287.
@KevinFarzad: So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it's okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it's rude??
@LizHackett: "Dammit. I had shit planned today." -- a spider being carried out of the house with a cup and piece of paper