@Home_Halfway: I have come up with the most awkward event of all time: the Father-Son wedding dance.
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@VerifiedJayy: My son: do kids that get bullied go to college? Me: no they go to the police academy
@alldrolledup: One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week
@bencoffeehall: My report card always said I was not living up to my full potential. Well, the joke's on them. That really was as good as I was going to get