@Home_Halfway: I have come up with the most awkward event of all time: the Father-Son wedding dance.
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@ShutUpThatsWho: [spelling bee] Your word is 'mnemonic' "Can you use it in a sentence?" Memory Needs Every Method Of Nurturing Its Capacity
@thenatewolf: God: why don't we text anymore? Me: you know why God: I can't just give everyone a Sega whenever they ask. That's not how it works Me: k
@thinkingparsnip: *sitting bolt upright out of a dead sleep* PANTS MADE OUT OF EGGPLANTS CALLED AUBERJEANS