@SmithWit: I have concluded that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all the missing socks.
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@dorsalstream: ADAM: Let's take turns naming animals. EVE: Ok. Lion. A: Um, sea lion. E: Horse. A: Uh, seahorse E: Cow. A: Sea cow. E: Idiot. A: Sea idiot!
@LeBearGirdle: Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much pollution? Release wolves in factories. Dislike Congress? Wolves. Wanna lose weight? That's right, wolves.
@RdrJay47: What part of this $7.50 Wal Mart T-shirt makes you think I'd like to see the wine list?