@SmithWit: I have concluded that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all the missing socks.
@Wine_Honey1: I'm broke so everyone's just getting gifs for Christmas.
@AthenaMystique: I hope buying all this cat food doesn't make me look like a crazy cat lady.
I just like the taste.
@Tmoney68: I think I'm finally becoming more mature. Now when I watch Spongebob I usually agree with Squidward.
@rockymomax: [having sex]
HER: talk dirty to me
ME: I've been wearing the same underwear for weeks
HER: no, I mean-
ME: I drink my own bath water