@SmithWit: I have concluded that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all the missing socks.
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@silent_musings: Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with "I see the assassins have failed."
@Papa_Mex: The sonogram of your baby looks awesome!* So clear!** And he looks happy!*** *Creepy **Is it a human? ***I think you're having a racoon
@thedailymarker: Husband getting dressed: Me: Purple and green don't go together. Husband: It works for the Joker. Me: My point exactly.