@Maxine12333: I have days when wearing a hat is the only use I have made of my head.
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@MartaEffing: I hate when I catch a bouquet at a wedding and everyone judges me for lighting it on fire.
@JustinGuarini: The best part about Facebook is never having to wonder what your acquaintance's baby is doing all day everyday day.
@KissabiX: Robin: I refuse to be your side chick Batman: ...sidekick R: *hiding overnight bag* oh, I'll just go and get the bat-mobile ready then