@mzyvonne7: I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Thursday
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@thesulk: Just picked up an unknown call with a "Hello?" An old woman said "Joan?" So, I can cross "mistaken for a Joan" off the bucket list.
@Merman_Melville: Me: I need a raise Secretly-an-Alien Manager: Yes, it is good to, want to exchange labor for the right amount of delicious green rectangles
@AaronFullerton: Really, every section of the greeting card aisle could be called "Societal Obligation."