@mzyvonne7: I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, if I die next Thursday
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@TheToddWilliams: WAITER: Would you like some more bread? SWORD SWALLOWER: No, but could you get me another butter knife please.
@Schmoodles: It's easier to travel back in time and stop yourself from being born than it is to delete your Facebook account.