@JoeyRation: I have feelings for you. Please take them and leave.
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@simoncholland: I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls.
@OddMarc: I'm definitely the most successful guy in this dollar store. Oh, wait. That guy has a tuxedo t-shirt. I'm the second most successful guy.