@JoeyRation: I have feelings for you. Please take them and leave.
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@AndrewNadeau0: SOCRATES: The only thing I know is that I know nothing. ME: Aw, hey, don’t say that. You know things. SOCRATES: No, I meant— ME: If you want I can teach you some stuff. SOCRATES: ME: SOCRATES: ME: *Points* That’s a tree.
@novicefather: [interview] "I'm not sure your experience is sufficient for this position." me: Trump is president "Touché, you're hired"
@KaysNH: Just had an awful drive home. I was forced to ride side by side with another car for 5 minutes. We managed to avoid eye contact, but still.