@JoeyRation: I have feelings for you. Please take them and leave.
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@SocialustGal13: News is reporting a nun just had a baby. It's official, a nun is getting more action than me.
@AngrEdmontonian: *puts hand on your knee *slowly moves up your thigh *runs over your hip *drags finger up your stomach *grabs remote *changes channel
@tomipuff: I would like a warm hound please "Excuse me?" A flaming puppy "..." Fire canine "Do you want a hot dog, ma'am?" Yes. A scorching pooch
@bingowings14: Reduce your kids intake of sugary, fizzy drinks by shaking up the can before handing it to them.