@JoeyRation: I have feelings for you. Please take them and leave.
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@Maxine12333: I've always admired a man in a uniform who is soft, sweet and tender. I guess my perfect match is the Stay Puft Marshmellow man.
@weinerdog4life: Serious Question: Can I get a moustache by kissing another guy with a moustache?
@kumailn: Guys, please don't judge someone based on stuff they wrote themselves in a public forum meant to reach the widest possible audience.
@lurve_meh: They say kill 'em with kindness but it's much quicker if you just take their phone charger away.