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@_Ms_Moneypenny_: I HAVE FINALLY MET MY DREAM MAN
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@dadofbieber: Noses are red, violets are blue. It ain't love
darling, you got flu.
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@Extranaut: Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green.
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