@_Ms_Moneypenny_: I HAVE FINALLY MET MY DREAM MAN
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@armyVet1972: Boss: Can you look this up? Me: (munching on donut) Internet's closed. Boss: Oh. Me: Yeah, I think they're vacuuming it or something.
@uncle_fescue: I just saw my ex get hit by a snow plow but in all fairness I have never driven one of these before.
@simoncholland: Accidentally feng shui'd tonight when everybody wang chunged and I've never been more embarrassed. That lamp does look great there though.