@_Ms_Moneypenny_: I HAVE FINALLY MET MY DREAM MAN
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@EyeSeeYou619: [First Date] HIM: So, you like Star Wars. ME: *sipping soup thru a bendy straw so I don't have to take off my C-3PO mask* *shakes head yes*
@_ElvishPresley_: [1st day as a Transformer] GAS STATION ATTENDEE: And your total comes to $43,789.95 ME: (becomes a Decepticon)
@thenatewolf: Date: my worst fear is not living up to my own expectations. You? Me: that if I ever lay across a piano while I'm singing it won't hold me.
@david8hughes: [mattress store] Me: bet u get a lot of losers asking which ones are piss proof huh Clerk: not really Me: what would u recommend to them tho