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@LosLos__: I have friends who do charity work for U2.
They're pro Bono.
@paranoidplastic: i get in my bubble bath with clenched fists to make me look more manly
@bridger_w: FYI, you don't have to be a waiter in order to go in a restaurant and wander from table to table asking people, "How's everything tasting"
@Dawn_M_: I'll date any guy that can digest a seagull faster than me.
@dxblarssonENG: "No Karen I don't want to see pics of your ugly kids & stupid cats" or as I usually say: "Awww how cute"