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@ehdannyboy: i have good and bad news

Wife: Ok, the bad news?

i didn't clean out the garage

Wife:*sigh* the good news?

[holds up cat dressed as Thor]

i have good and bad news

Wife: Ok, the bad news?

i didn’t clean out the garage

Wife:*sigh* the good news?

[holds up cat dressed as Thor]

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