@Eightinchgoat: I have high blood pressure, but my dogs don't. So, from now on I'm only getting upset about squirrels and mailmen.
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@meganamram: "Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires" - Smokey the NRA Bear
@just1fool: Right? That noise. ~Me pretending that I know what I'm talking about when I get my car serviced
@GoFrankGo: Look, Clinton's gonna win. US President order has to follow Star Trek Captain order: white guy, white guy, black guy, woman, Scott Bakula.