@Brianhopecomedy: I have keys on my keychain from the houses I used to live in just in case I'm hungry and in the area.
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@RacesTacoTrucks: Alarm clocks would be much more effective if instead of a snooze button they just released bees.
@delusions_of: Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have herpes. Laugh all you want, you'll still have herpes.