@MandiAtRandom: I have never in my life tried to pronounce an L so hard than when asking my dad for the "caulk"
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@ilovepie84: After killing a spider I wrap the web around his neck and hang him from the wall to make it look like a suicide.
@OctopusCaveman: If children are the future, we're doomed. Kids suck at a lot of stuff. Have you ever heard a kid read aloud? It's a nightmare.