@jonnysun: i have never seen a chameleon in real life and i dont know if that means i havent or i have
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@: Cashier: you’re 8 cents short Me: it’s only 8 cents can you just let it slide Cashier: no Me: *slides cashier 20 dollars* what about now
@Darlainky: Me: Want to see me do The Robot? Friend: Sure. Me: Friend: Why aren't you moving? Me: Updating software.