@realDonaldTrump: I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
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@Reverend_Scott: How's school, Hannah? "Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT
@Sean_Burgundy_: I just want a woman that will look out for me while I'm shaking the vending machine
@bazecraze: It's only been a few days, but I'm starting to forget everything I knew about Mitch Romley.
@spicy_peen: What medications do I take? I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long