@thesulk: I have no beef with vegetarians.
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@DiamondLou69: I was eating BBQ ribs and my waitress asked me if I wanted a wet nap... ...I told her it wasn't necessary because I had one earlier today.
@UnFitz: I have an irrational fear that I'm accidentally making up words. I don't want to be misunderstandable.
@WillGeorgese: “Relax. It’s not a competition.” “Right. That’s what I say.” “But I said it first.”