@KimmyMonte: i have no electricity today bc of the snowstorm so i was forced to talk to my husband and son they seem nice.
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@jdforshort: If sexual frustration could be transferred into a usable energy source, I would be sitting on a gold mine
@FreddyAmazin: 3 horrible things in life: 1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. 3) Slow Internet.
@QwertyJones3: Mugger: give me everything you got Spice Girls: Oh tell me what you want what you really really want Mugger: ok nevermind
@k8ieokay: Hey, did you guys know you can do just about anything if you use asterisks? *rides T-Rex off into the sunset*