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@TheCatWhisprer: I have no idea how the cavemen could afford to eat paleo.
@Marlebean: For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once...
@ThaJawn: *wakes up from surgery
How did it go?
Surgeon: Good, your nose only lit up twice
@WilliamRodgers: Guys.... Women aren't hard..... And if they are... They aren't Women.
@AmishPornStar1: Best part about marriage?
NO MORE CONDOMS!!!
Worst part about marriage?
No more sex.
@AverageCorners: Me: Okay, bed time.
Brain: I'm with you, man. I'm tired.
Nose: GUYS I LEARNED HOW TO WHISTLE "PATIENCE" BY GUNS N' ROSES!