@ranndrew: "I have no porpoise!" -existential marine biologist.
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@TheWoodenslurpy: Sometimes I cross things off my to-do list that I haven’t done. To remind myself that I control the list.
@_eric_alexander: I predict that in the year 2050 the only people who will have tramp stamps will be grandmas. Thus they will be referred to as granny stamps.
@kirstiealley: I thought I found a baby owl today that needed help. He was an adult pigmy owl who let me pick him up then clawed and bit me. He is free now
@J0hnnyBlaze: When people with bible quotes in their bio follow me...I don't know man. I think you're gonna have a bad time