@ranndrew: "I have no porpoise!" -existential marine biologist.
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@joshgondelman: The best argument for "the sequel is never as good as the original" is birds v. dinosaurs.
@living_marble: Ann: I wanna break up Ed: why? A: you use time travel to manipulate me E: when, exactly, did you start to suspect this? A: well... Hey!
@tanialunreal: Thank goodness I'm loud and obnoxious all the time, so my family can't blame it on the alcohol.