@Heather2Go: I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.
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@juliussharpe: At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt.
@ericsshadow: [first date] I'm really nervous about this. It's been a long time since I've [holds fork up and squints] used silverware.
@NickAmadeus: I'm so sick of unexpected character deaths for shock value. This is a terrible pilates video.
@shutupmikeginn: An old lady on the bus just tried to set me up with her daughter. Here's everything she knows about me: 1) I don't have a car