@TheCiscoKidder: I have no problem feeding my kid something that fell on the floor, so I get it, restaurant employees.
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@DonQuickoats: When I see drivers with tinted windows I still stare at them in their eyes, or where I think their eyes are, so they think I'm superhuman
@stevevsninjas: Me: Can you check my balance on this gift card? Cashier: ok Me: [ steps on card, lifts other foot without wavering ] Pretty good, right?
@Izianikapani: Pandas, skunks and zebras are the oldest species on Earth, dating back to long before colour was invented.