@imabbylouise: I have nothing in common with people that say, "I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy."
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@MartaEffing: [1st day in hell] Devil: Your damnation will be that you are a shoe model for all eternity. Me: That's it? D: *hands me orange Crocs*
@marinhubka: I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot.
@outsmartedmommy: The best way to prepare for Motherhood is to put Dora on TV for 9 months, set your alarm for every 45 minutes and throw food on your floors.