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@hrtbps: "I have parrot-like reflexes."
"Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"
"Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"

“I have parrot-like reflexes.”
“Don’t you mean cat-like reflexes?”
“Don’t you mean cat-like reflexes?”

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