@WilliamAder: I have patio furniture in the friend zone.
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@awkwardphilippe: [clown interview] Why become a professional clown? me: [picturing getting hit in the face with cream pies every day] um I like kids
@yendys1: Michael Cera, too timid to send his food back even though he's allergic to almonds, eats a meal and politely goes into anaphylactic shock.
@Mr_goose007: The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen.