@WilliamAder: I have patio furniture in the friend zone.
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@MichaelTrying: The moral of “The Three Little Pigs” is “make your house with bricks.” Why are we giving four year olds architectural advice?
@SwoonTwang: If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD I'd have 27 dollars and 15 cents.
@markleggett: AROMATHERAPY CONNUDRUM: Spilling a large bucket of Lavender oil all over your carpet: Very stressful, or very relaxing?