@WilliamAder: I have patio furniture in the friend zone.
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@CarrieMayhem: People who say "you can run but you can't hide" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run.
@TheTweetOfGod: Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty, and money can buy a lot of other really cool stuff, so try to have some at all times.
@ibid78: Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard, sails have gone through the roof.