@SufficientCharm: I have really bad hearing & thought he said "I love turds" but he said "nerds" & now I don't know what to do with this shit in my underwear.
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@dumbbeezie: Goodnight everyone except the guy who invented that thing that shows that you are typing something
@dankmccoy: Insane Clown Posse is really giving a bad name to all the rational clown posses out there.
@jrza206: her: how about we go to this restaurant? I heard it's earned two Michelin stars me: [trying to impress] my car has four Michelin tires