@SufficientCharm: I have really bad hearing & thought he said "I love turds" but he said "nerds" & now I don't know what to do with this shit in my underwear.
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@SaddestTiger: sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about.
@WienerToboggan: "honey, I can't wait to do missionary later!" *Gets excited* *Wife leaves for third world country-helps many*
@mostunladylike: *holds pen ready* "How many zeros in one million?" "Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*
@GrrrRach: I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets.