@VaDawn13: I have seagull managers. They swoop in, screech like hell, shit all over everything, then fly away.
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@davidgrossTV: ME: I'll have the burger. WAITER: And how do you like your burger? ME: I don't know. You haven't brought it to me yet.
@ddsmidt: Throw me to the wolves and they'll come back with cute names, little sweaters & an affinity for baby talk.
@DanMentos: “Ever wonder why Rice Krispies costs the same as quieter cereals?” why would- “It’s because they're sold by weight-“ Dan, NO “not by volume"
@famouscrab: what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid