@VaDawn13: I have seagull managers. They swoop in, screech like hell, shit all over everything, then fly away.
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@NotKevinSheedy: 911 - 911 what's your emergency Me - I am Australian and I watch too much American TV 911 - .... Me - I don't know our emergency number
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